The first thing I thought when I tried all the cool tools of the Year of the AI Revolution (aka 2022) was: OMG this is amazing, it’s the AI future that I never thought I would see. The second thing I thought was: OMG this is going to be used to spam the internet with so much bland auto-generated content.

I hate bland auto-generated content as much as the next person, but I was tempted by the forbidden fruit, I irresponsibly took a bite, and two short R scripts and a weekend later I’m now the not-so-proud owner of officialcock …