ChatGPT is fun to play with but is (for now at least) terrible at creating poems, including poems about Bayesian statistics. Here are my attempts to have ChatGPT produce poems like those that begin each chapter of DBDA2E. Or in any other style.

My prompt: Write a single poetic quatrain about Bayesian statistics. Use dactylic tetrameter and an AABB rhyme scheme.

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